Things went south when the tour came to the Philadelphia. Someone tell him calling women "bitches" isn't funny It's 2020. Fall out of one of those piece of shit buildings. “Bill Burr's opening monologue is just obnoxious and misogynstic. It’s a dream come true. It’s literally a dream come true. That’s what you did. Anyway, I don’t know. Bunch of fucking losers. Burr then spent his 12 minute set picking apart every thing about the city from its food, its sports teams, its icons, all while receiving boos from the audience. Fucking warehouse working, weed smoking, fucking disappointment to your mother. That’s what I learned. There’s gay black people, they can celebrate from June 1st, July 31st, 61 days of celebrating. Stops you from reproducing. Dude, black people were actually enslaved, they get February. But let’s go back in history here, okay? Nobody wants to go on the parade. Bill Burr didn't hold back in his controversial opening " Saturday Night Live " monologue. Like, “Why is it so crowded?” “It’s gay pride month.” “Oh! Booing Dom Irerra. I broke the mic stand. I hope somebody takes a fuckin beer stein and just slaps you in the back of your zit infested fucking shoulders and your awful man tits hang. © 2020 Scraps from the Loft. The one fuckin kid that would actually go to college in this fucking crowd. I have been doing stand-up forever. The reaction to what he said undergirds white supremacy. [boos] And all of a sudden it went off the rails like, “Oh! … Can you believe that?” It’s like, “Yeah. I figure anyone who gets into an SNL taping is connected some how and there for the experience. And then somebody gives you that little nugget of information that just pulls it back? 2 to the back of the head. From the jump, the unruly Philly crowd set the tone of the night by booing the first comedian off the stage and then proceeded to give hell to all other comedians on the bill. [applause] Thank you. We got a great show for you guys everybody. He’s not here. Because a … #billburr #snl Never passed the fuckin 8th grade. Read the transcript of Bill Burr stand-up monologue at the Saturday Night Live in October 2020. Larry the Cable Guy – Remain Seated (2020) – Transcript, Craig Ferguson: Just Being Honest (2015) – Transcript, Kevin Hart: Zero F**ks Given (2020) – Transcript, Sam Morril: I Got This (2020) – Transcript. Wow, thank you. Viewers may know Burr for playing Patrick Kuby in Breaking Bad, although he has also fronted comedy podcast The Monday Morning Podcast since 2007. The full transcript of Bill’s monologue at the SNL is now available. I hope I hit a baby in the fuckin head. Bill Burr's "SNL" opening monologue received mixed reactions, but the comedian's fans were already prepared for his blunt comedic style. Comedian Bill Burr's SNL monologue addressed everything from coronavirus and being 'woke' to gay pride and cancel culture, noting he'd probably be 'canceled' after his opening jokes. 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